H.S.T.V.

H.S.T.V. by Alan Haehnel

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Productions (28)
Comedy
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35 - 45 minutes
22 W, 12 M, 6 Any (10-40 actors possible: 6-34 W, 4-36 M)
Set: Platforms.

While waiting for a ride home from school one evening, Mallory and Cindy discover a mysterious new television network with channels reminiscent of regular crime dramas, cooking competitions, soap operas, and game shows -- but featuring their fellow students and teachers in outlandish situations. Before long, Mallory and Cindy find themselves sucked into the network as well, where their strained relationship is put to the test, Jerry Springer-style.

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Archival Video License $75

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Play Details

While waiting for a ride home from school one evening, Mallory and Cindy discover a mysterious new television network with channels reminiscent of regular crime dramas, cooking competitions, soap operas, and game shows -- but featuring their fellow students and teachers in outlandish situations. Before long, Mallory and Cindy find themselves sucked into the network as well, where their strained relationship is put to the test, Jerry Springer-style.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 35 - 45 minutes
  • 22 W, 12 M, 6 Any (10-40 actors possible: 6-34 W, 4-36 M)
  • Set: Platforms.

Production History

NOV 02, 2024 - NOV 02, 2024
Montwood Middle School
El Paso, TX United States
 Montwood Middle School El Paso, TX United States
FEB 28, 2023 - FEB 28, 2023
Prairie Trail MS
Olathe, KS United States
 Prairie Trail MS Olathe, KS United States
NOV 12, 2021 - NOV 13, 2021
Spring Forest Middle School- Bobcat Playhouse
Houston, TX United States
 Spring Forest Middle School- Bobcat Playhouse Houston, TX United States
JUN 24, 2020 - JUN 25, 2020
ORiGiN Theatrical (Junee High School)
Junee, NSW New Zealand
 ORiGiN Theatrical (Junee High School) Junee, NSW New Zealand
MAR 05, 2020 - MAR 07, 2020
ACAA
Phoenix, AZ United States
 ACAA Phoenix, AZ United States
MAR 22, 2018 - MAR 22, 2018
Piedmont IB Middle
Charlotte, NC United States
 Piedmont IB Middle Charlotte, NC United States
OCT 01, 2017 - DEC 15, 2017
Piedmont High School
Monroe, NC United States
 Piedmont High School Monroe, NC United States
FEB 16, 2017 - FEB 16, 2017
Prairie Trail MS
Olathe, KS United States
 Prairie Trail MS Olathe, KS United States
NOV 16, 2015 - NOV 17, 2015
Canyon Ridge Middle School
Austin, TX United States
 Canyon Ridge Middle School Austin, TX United States
MAY 30, 2014 - MAY 30, 2014
Alief ISD Warehouse
Houston, TX United States
 Alief ISD Warehouse Houston, TX United States
MAY 14, 2014 - MAY 16, 2014
St. Anne School
Laguna Niguel, CA United States
 St. Anne School Laguna Niguel, CA United States
JAN 10, 2014 - JAN 10, 2014
Carl Ben Eielson Middle School
Fargo, ND United States
 Carl Ben Eielson Middle School Fargo, ND United States
DEC 20, 2012 - DEC 20, 2012
Rio Rancho High School
Rio Rancho, NM United States
 Rio Rancho High School Rio Rancho, NM United States
FEB 23, 2012 - FEB 23, 2012
Prairie Trail Middle School
Olathe, KS United States
 Prairie Trail Middle School Olathe, KS United States
JAN 26, 2012 - JAN 28, 2012
Lambert High School
Suwanee, GA United States
 Lambert High School Suwanee, GA United States
JAN 13, 2012 - JAN 14, 2012
Cab Calloway School Of The Arts
Wilmington, DE United States
 Cab Calloway School Of The Arts Wilmington, DE United States
MAY 11, 2010 - MAY 11, 2010
Pinecrest High School
Southern Pines, NC United States
 Pinecrest High School Southern Pines, NC United States
SEP 23, 2009 - SEP 26, 2009
Holbrook High School
Holbrok, AZ United States
 Holbrook High School Holbrok, AZ United States
OCT 23, 2008 - OCT 23, 2008
Oliver Middle School
Broken Arrow, OK United States
 Oliver Middle School Broken Arrow, OK United States
JAN 17, 2008 - JAN 18, 2008
Polytechnic School
Pasadena, CA United States
 Polytechnic School Pasadena, CA United States
MAY 25, 2007 - MAY 25, 2007
Pinecrest High School
Southern Pines, NC United States
 Pinecrest High School Southern Pines, NC United States
MAY 03, 2007 - MAY 03, 2007
Northeast Magnet High School
Wichita, KS United States
 Northeast Magnet High School Wichita, KS United States
FEB 21, 2007 - FEB 22, 2007
California Trail Theatre Department
Olathe, KS United States
 California Trail Theatre Department Olathe, KS United States
DEC 15, 2006 - DEC 17, 2006
Winnmere Family Theater
Burlington, MA United States
 Winnmere Family Theater Burlington, MA United States
NOV 30, 2006 - DEC 02, 2006
Fuller Middle School
Natick, MA United States
 Fuller Middle School Natick, MA United States
NOV 14, 2006 - NOV 16, 2006
Westwood Middle School
Blaine, MN United States
 Westwood Middle School Blaine, MN United States
MAY 08, 2006 - MAY 08, 2006
Don Lugo High School
Chino, CA United States
 Don Lugo High School Chino, CA United States
JAN 18, 2006 - JAN 18, 2006
Hatboro-Horsham High School
Horsham, PA United States
 Hatboro-Horsham High School Horsham, PA United States
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