Bert's Golf Pants

Bert's Golf Pants by Douglas Craven

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Productions (16)
Comedy
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25 - 40 minutes
2 W, 2 M, 
Content Notes: Mild adult language
Set: The kitchen of a small home: a refrigerator, a cupboard, a door, a table with wedding detritus.

Half an hour before his daughter's wedding, Bert puts his foot down about his wardrobe: he wants to wear a lurid pair of golf pants. Will his long-suffering family change his mind? Brutally funny, Bert's Golf Pants is a humorous peek under the lid of the family pressure cooker.

Pricing Information

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Standard Edition $11.99
Stage Manager Edition $24.99
Archival Video License $75

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Play Details

Half an hour before his daughter's wedding, Bert puts his foot down about his wardrobe: he wants to wear a lurid pair of golf pants. Will his long-suffering family change his mind? Brutally funny, Bert's Golf Pants is a humorous peek under the lid of the family pressure cooker.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 25 - 40 minutes
  • 2 W, 2 M, 
  • Content Notes: Mild adult language
  • Set: The kitchen of a small home: a refrigerator, a cupboard, a door, a table with wedding detritus.

Production History

JUL 04, 2017 - JUL 04, 2017
Winston Knoll Collegiate
Regina, SK Canada
Winston Knoll Collegiate Regina, SK Canada
JAN 28, 2017 - JAN 28, 2017
Thomas Edison High School
Alexandria, VA United States
Thomas Edison High School Alexandria, VA United States
APR 15, 2013 - APR 20, 2013
Richardson High School
Richardson, TX United States
Richardson High School Richardson, TX United States
APR 26, 2012 - APR 27, 2012
Cactus Shadows High School
Scottsdale, AZ United States
Cactus Shadows High School Scottsdale, AZ United States
MAR 11, 2011 - MAR 26, 2011
Sandgate Theatre Inc.
Kedron, QLD Australia
Sandgate Theatre Inc. Kedron, QLD Australia
FEB 21, 2011 - APR 16, 2011
Lexington High School
Lexington, MO United States
Lexington High School Lexington, MO United States
JAN 21, 2011 - JAN 21, 2011
Centre Wellington District High School
Fergus, ON Canada
Centre Wellington District High School Fergus, ON Canada
DEC 12, 2009 - DEC 14, 2009
Culver-Stockton College
Canton, MO United States
Culver-Stockton College Canton, MO United States
JUN 02, 2009 - JUN 11, 2009
Bowness High School
Calgary, AB Canada
Bowness High School Calgary, AB Canada
DEC 04, 2008 - DEC 06, 2008
Centennial High School Auditorium
Gresham, OR United States
Centennial High School Auditorium Gresham, OR United States
MAY 11, 2008 - MAY 12, 2008
Thespian Troupe 228/OHS Drama
Oskaloosa, IA United States
Thespian Troupe 228/OHS Drama Oskaloosa, IA United States
OCT 11, 2007 - OCT 12, 2007
Northwest Catholic High School
West Hartford, CT United States
Northwest Catholic High School West Hartford, CT United States
DEC 01, 2006 - DEC 01, 2006
North Kingstown High School
East Providence, RI United States
North Kingstown High School East Providence, RI United States
APR 13, 2006 - APR 13, 2006
Oklahoma City University Theater
Oklahoma City, OK United States
Oklahoma City University Theater Oklahoma City, OK United States
JAN 12, 2006 - JAN 12, 2006
Edison High School
Alexandria, VA United States
Edison High School Alexandria, VA United States
JAN 01, 2001 - DEC 31, 2001
Click 2 Exit Productions
Whitby, ON United States
Click 2 Exit Productions Whitby, ON United States
No upcoming productions.
No professional productions.

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