A Seussified Pride and Prejudice (one-act version) by Peter Bloedel

(4)
Productions (25)
Comedy
|
40 - 60 minutes
8 W, 6 M, 4 Any (8-32 actors possible: 5-16 W, 3-16 M)
Set: A blank stage or a unit set.

The greatest romance in all of English literature gets a wacky, rhyming makeover. The Bennet girls have a chance to meet well-to-do gents at the Ding-A-Ling Prance Dance, but there might be some relatives in the way before they can ride off into the sunset on Honk Jingle Horses. This whimsical retelling is something Dr. Seuss might come up with if he had his way with the time-tested Jane Austen classic. (A full-length version of this play is also available.)

Pricing Information

Min. Performance Fee* $55
Standard Edition $11.99
eScript Digital Edition $17.5
Stage Manager Edition $24.99
Archival Video License $75

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Play Details

The greatest romance in all of English literature gets a wacky, rhyming makeover. The Bennet girls have a chance to meet well-to-do gents at the Ding-A-Ling Prance Dance, but there might be some relatives in the way before they can ride off into the sunset on Honk Jingle Horses. This whimsical retelling is something Dr. Seuss might come up with if he had his way with the time-tested Jane Austen classic. (A full-length version of this play is also available.)

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 40 - 60 minutes
  • 8 W, 6 M, 4 Any (8-32 actors possible: 5-16 W, 3-16 M)
  • Set: A blank stage or a unit set.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-072-9

Production History

OCT 24, 2024 - OCT 26, 2024
Summit Trail Middle School
Olathe, KS United States
Summit Trail Middle School Olathe, KS United States
MAY 10, 2024 - MAY 10, 2024
Jenks Middle School
JENKS, OK United States
Jenks Middle School JENKS, OK United States
NOV 09, 2023 - NOV 11, 2023
Colorado Springs Christian School
Colorado Springs, CO United States
Colorado Springs Christian School Colorado Springs, CO United States
MAR 27, 2023 - APR 05, 2023
Lower Canada College
Montreal, QC Canada
Lower Canada College Montreal, QC Canada
DEC 08, 2022 - DEC 08, 2022
McIntosh Middle School
Sarasota, FL United States
McIntosh Middle School Sarasota, FL United States
DEC 06, 2022 - DEC 07, 2022
Camino Real Middle School
Las Cruces, NM United States
Camino Real Middle School Las Cruces, NM United States
OCT 22, 2021 - OCT 30, 2021
Trinity Christian School
Lubbock, TX United States
Trinity Christian School Lubbock, TX United States
NOV 13, 2020 - NOV 14, 2020
The Rock School
Gainesville, FL United States
The Rock School Gainesville, FL United States
NOV 10, 2020 - DEC 03, 2020
Hampton High School
Hampton, NE United States
Hampton High School Hampton, NE United States
AUG 01, 2020 - AUG 01, 2020
The Acting Company
Yuba City, CA United States
The Acting Company Yuba City, CA United States
JUL 11, 2020 - AUG 01, 2020
Schools financial Credit union
Yuba City, CA United States
Schools financial Credit union Yuba City, CA United States
APR 28, 2020 - APR 28, 2020
The Academy Tutorial
Brentwood, TN United States
The Academy Tutorial Brentwood, TN United States
NOV 10, 2019 - NOV 20, 2019
Mountain View Middle School
Beaverton, OR United States
Mountain View Middle School Beaverton, OR United States
OCT 11, 2019 - OCT 12, 2019
Chillicothe Middle School
Chillicothe, OH United States
Chillicothe Middle School Chillicothe, OH United States
OCT 01, 2019 - NOV 30, 2019
Regis High School
Eau Claire, WI United States
Regis High School Eau Claire, WI United States
DEC 11, 2018 - DEC 15, 2018
Enterprise High School Music Department
Redding, CA United States
Enterprise High School Music Department Redding, CA United States
DEC 05, 2018 - DEC 06, 2018
Camino Real Middle School
LAS CRUCES, NM United States
Camino Real Middle School LAS CRUCES, NM United States
OCT 28, 2018 - OCT 29, 2018
Dream Bigg
Charlotte, NC United States
Dream Bigg Charlotte, NC United States
MAY 31, 2018 - JUN 02, 2018
Bellevue Christian School
Clyde Hill, WA United States
Bellevue Christian School Clyde Hill, WA United States
MAR 07, 2018 - MAR 07, 2018
BackStory Theatre
Broomfield, CO United States
BackStory Theatre Broomfield, CO United States
DEC 07, 2017 - DEC 07, 2017
Lourdes Central Catholic Schools
Nebraska City, NE United States
Lourdes Central Catholic Schools Nebraska City, NE United States
DEC 06, 2017 - DEC 20, 2017
El Dorado Middle School
Concord, CA United States
El Dorado Middle School Concord, CA United States
NOV 12, 2017 - DEC 07, 2017
Lourdes Central Catholic Schools
Nebraska City, NE United States
Lourdes Central Catholic Schools Nebraska City, NE United States
OCT 20, 2017 - OCT 20, 2017
Mozingo Center for Creative Arts
O'Fallon, MO United States
Mozingo Center for Creative Arts O'Fallon, MO United States
SEP 14, 2017 - SEP 15, 2017
Grace Lutheran College
ROTHWELL, QLD Australia
Grace Lutheran College ROTHWELL, QLD Australia
No upcoming productions.
No professional productions.

Archival Video License

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