You Should Never Eat Your Heroes by Jonathan Dorf

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Productions (6)
Comedy
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35 - 45 minutes
10 W, 4 M, 10 Any (9-28 actors possible: 6-27 W, 1-18 M)
Content Notes: Some mild adult language.
Set: Minimal

Betty has read self-help guru Leila Leilani's latest book over twenty times, in multiple formats. Unfortunately, there was no chapter on what to do if your favorite author dies in a freak accident while trying to avoid you. Or the easiest way to get your best friend to school in his PJs to help you hide the body. Or, after the body vanishes and a new flavor suddenly appears in the cafeteria food...how to stay off the menu. And you thought your school day was rough.

Pricing Information

Min. Performance Fee* $55
Standard Edition $11.99
eScript Digital Edition $17.5
Stage Manager Edition $24.99
Archival Video License $75

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Play Details

Betty has read self-help guru Leila Leilani's latest book over twenty times, in multiple formats. Unfortunately, there was no chapter on what to do if your favorite author dies in a freak accident while trying to avoid you. Or the easiest way to get your best friend to school in his PJs to help you hide the body. Or, after the body vanishes and a new flavor suddenly appears in the cafeteria food...how to stay off the menu. And you thought your school day was rough.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 35 - 45 minutes
  • 10 W, 4 M, 10 Any (9-28 actors possible: 6-27 W, 1-18 M)
  • Content Notes: Some mild adult language.
  • Set: Minimal
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-001-9

Production History

DEC 07, 2016 - DEC 07, 2016
Niobrara Public School
Niobrara, NE United States
Niobrara Public School Niobrara, NE United States
OCT 31, 2016 - NOV 25, 2016
Niobrara Public School
Niobrara, NE United States
Niobrara Public School Niobrara, NE United States
MAY 11, 2016 - MAY 14, 2016
David Douglas High Schol
Portland, OR United States
David Douglas High Schol Portland, OR United States
FEB 05, 2016 - FEB 06, 2016
Watertown High School
Watertown, SD United States
Watertown High School Watertown, SD United States
FEB 04, 2016 - FEB 07, 2016
Watertown High School
Watertown, SD United States
Watertown High School Watertown, SD United States
MAY 22, 2015 - MAY 23, 2015
Lancaster Country Day School
Lancaster, PA United States
Lancaster Country Day School Lancaster, PA United States
No upcoming productions.
No professional productions.

Archival Video License

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eScript Details

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